OK, this cracked me up

I thought you’d appreciate an email response I got from my last blog post entitled “The Day I went from Mommy to Mom”.  It’s from my friend Linda.

This morning while dressing Allegra, we were playing “Anastasia and Druszilla,” my daughter loving the soap opera drama scene where the evil stepsisters rips Cinderella’s dress to shreds.  So we have these fake beads, and I’ve had enough of the play and just want to finish dressing her to we can go down and eat breakfast.  We are going back and forth with “you cant go to the ball, go mop the floor”  “the prince loves me” etc etc., and suddenly she grabs the beads from me and says, “Gimme the beads you fucking bitch!” 

I don’t recall that being in the Disney version but I’m pretty sure the title of the blog would be “The moment I went from Mommy to Fucking Bitch.”  The kicker: “Where did you hear that from?”  One word:  “Daddy.”

Honestly its so tragic on so many levels but in this house its we been laughing our asses off all morning.  Thought I’d share!

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